❝I had been laid off for the next couple of weeks, as my class had to shut down during that time Coronavirus – or COVID-19, or whatever the heck they’re calling it. I was upset that I did not play football with my friends while everything was locked down tight, but I couldn’t really complain that I suddenly had a bunch of free time on my hands. The only thing left is the computer and jerking off. I already did it twice today. It’s getting boring just doing it by myself. Do you agree with me?